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You get groped on a daily basis (accidentally or not).
You refer to all people as friends...
...unless they're strangers.
Sometimes you dump more sand out of your shoes than should logically be possible.
You are relieved when an "accident" only involves urine.
Naptime is more for you than it is for the kids.
You hoard unusual items for later use.
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