Some Insane Things That Happened On Full House

Weirder than the milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV

DEREK

There's nothing crazy about Ethyl Merman reincarnated as one of Michelle's classmates, right?

Steph's dance moments were INSANEly awesome.

I'M SO FAT

DJ almost faints from an eating disorder omg she hasn't eaten in three days ...but it's all solved within the episode by gorging on spaghetti and meatballs.

TOMMY PAGE

Singing sensation Tommy Page (who?) sings at Stephanie's birthday party (Danny;s got CONNECTIONS) but DJ and Stephanie fight over him. Why is he hanging out in the basement with two children?

WHORE-O-SCOPE

Probably the best tv insult of all time.