Hey Guys! Just thought you should all know that I am no longer the unofficial sponsor/ official nemesis of Glad Kitchen Supplies. I am now the unofficial sponsor of Reynold's Wrap and the official nemesis of Glad Kitchen Supplies.
That news may be shocking for some and confusing for others. For most, however, it is irrelevant. To those unfortunately ignorant people who are clueless about my tumultuous relationships with these corporations, I recommend you read the embedded article before completing this one.
And now, if you're caught up, I will share the next chapter in my saga.
It picks up with me sharing the original article on Twitter...
It seemed like everything was running smoothly. Inside jokes were being formed. Nobody was sued or arrested. My new frenemies and I even exchanged playful quips from time to time!
Mine were funnier...
...until Glad neglected to help me with a simple request. This divide in our friendship, like a small rip in a lesser-brand trash bag, continued to grow and eventually tore us apart.
Still Glad was nowhere to be found.
Fortunately, the good folk at Reynold's Wrap saw my needs and sprung into action...
This is when I learned that Reynold's Wrap is an edgy company that honors customer loyalty and courage.They mailed me a voucher which I redeemed for 17 pounds of top-quality foodservice foil.
And this is what I did with it...
Indeed, Reynold's Wrap and I became a great team. The two of us were more inseparable than foodservice foil and the snacks that it protects. (That's a tight bond!)
But jealous Glad tried to drive a wedge between us...
Is it possible Glad finally learned that fun and friendship will always triumph over boring business? Did they recognize the beauty of the goof that was forming around us? Will they sponsor a Vine video in the near future?
Only time will tell. (Yes).
And that's the story of how I became the new self-proclaimed unofficial spokesperson of Reynold's Wrap and official nemesis of Glad Kitchen Supplies!
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