1. GIANT HEADLINES
With no significant content to follow.
2. A meme
3. Something Only 90s Kids Will Understand
4. Snark
5. Funny Text Conversation
6. Reminders that the reader is actually learning something.
Which you are since this is a list of 21 Things Every Buzzfeed Article Must Include. Remember? You remembered because you were reminded.
7. Softcore porn uncleverly disguised as comedy
8. Softcore porn uncleverly disguised as fitness advice
9. Softcore porn
10. Puppies!
11. Softcore porn and puppies
12. Softcore puppy porn
13. Repetition!
14. Softcore puppy porn
15. Repetition!
16. A hint of self-awareness.
17. The picture from the title image that had nothing to do with the rest of the article
18. A reference to Dwayne the Rock Johnson
19. An amendment
justifying the previous statement by arguing that not EVERY good Buzzfeed Countdown MUST contain a reference to Dwayne The Rock Johnson but that EVERY Buzzfeed Countdown that DOES contain a reference to Dwayne The Rock Johnson IS good.
20. Another amendment
justifying the previous revision by arguing that not EVERY Buzzfeed article MUST contain a revision such as that or this but that every Buzzfeed article that DOES contain a revision such as that MUST contain an amendment such as this.
21. Repetition!
22. An obnoxiously random number of items included.
23. Anti-climactic ending.
This comes after the author got tired of looking up pictures. The article just sort of pewters.
24. A call to response.
What do you think this one's was?
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