14. And you only hang non-breakable ornaments on your Christmas tree.
17. All of your coffee mugs say something like this:
All of your mugs even come complete with cat hair.
19. You have a Human-to-Cat-Translator app on your phone.
Because you know they’re trying to tell you something.
20. You don’t need this reminder:
But you still want this pillow on your couch. And your bed. And maybe one in the car.
21. You would totally wear this:
But even if you wouldn’t, your friends and family have still given you shirts like this as gifts.
22. You cannot leave the house without doing this to your outfit.
25. Your phone and tablet cases all have pictures of your cat:
Or a cat you don’t know. But definitely a cat.
27. You know this song by heart. And sing it regularly:
28. The back of your car looks like this:
(But you’re still singing soft kitty, aren’t you?)