Reasons Why Loki Is The God Of Your Dreams

There's a million reasons, really, but here are just a few

Because the first time you saw him...

Your face looked like this

Don't worry. It happens to everyone

This face destroyed you

Naaw

And this one

And because of the actor who plays him, we can't help but find him wretchedly adorable

If this doesn't make you puke rainbows, then I have bad news for you. You are dead inside

Not to mention that smile

It's kind of wondrous

.... ouch

And still radiant when he has a knife to his throat

It's like the sun. Don't look directly at it

Oh yes. He may have failed to conquer Midgard, but he conquered the fangirls instead

Speaking of fandom, there are millions of us, so you'll never be alone.

It's almost like having real friends

We share your suffering

Thanks Tom, you pretty bastard

So. Why all the fuss?

Well, he looks like a real-life Disney Prince

So cute I made a weird noise

That's right. A fabulous, Disney space-prince

How could you not

Look at him ride this horse all prince-like

Right?

He has cheekbones of doom

Seriously you guys. The bone structure

Mm dat jaw

He's tall

And there's something about the way he walks

Something about the roll of the shoulders...

It's just so...

I'm a little distracted

Like, BAMF

It gives you all these feels

And he's got your kinks covered

Chains? Check

Tears? Check

Multiple partners? Check

That ability sure is handy

Weird brother stu... oh never mind

Forget I mentioned anything

Every face he pulls corrupts innocence

Seriously. Everything he does looks suggestive

Like- everything

Hnnnnngh. Is he doing that on purpose?

He's got daddy issues that we can all relate to

Sure he's tad off the deep end, but you just want to give him a hug

Don't worry Loki. Your dad doesn't love you, but I do

I'm sure he'd appreciate that

He's got some good qualities: He loves his mum

They're so cute together

Squee

He's in touch with his feels and has no problem crying

I just wanna drink his tears. Nothing weird about that

He can do magic tricks to keep you entertained

Ooh, shiny

You can hug his Jotun form in summertime to keep cool

He has witty comebacks

Oh Loki. You and your rapier wit

Looks smoking in a suit

He's got real pretty eyes

Gah

He has the world's best catch phrase

Get out of the way Katniss

And because under all that leather, he looks like this

You just know he's the type that would be down with RP

And his 'O' face would be le incredible

Woops. Let's keep it PG

There might be kids reading this

See? If you just look past all the murder and insanity, he's a real sweetie

Or he could just be fooling us with his hotness, idk

So, here's to Tom Hiddleston for bringing Loki to life

You've destroyed our ovaries, but we're OK with it

Shut up, no you're not

I don't know how you transform your adorable self into Loki, because you seem to be made of sweetness and light

But you do. And we love you for it