My Top 15 Facebook Statuses Of 2015

Well, it's that time of year again: List Season! Everybody's countin' down! I've got to say, I've had some great times, esPECIALLY on the wide wide web. Let's take a long, fond look back my best FB stats of '015.

15.

This status is a callback to my critically acclaimed Seahawks themed "Super Bowl Party Tips" series back in '013. When the 'Hawks made the 'Bowl the very next year, EVeryone was asking, "Is he gonna do it ALL. OVER. AGAIN?" The answer was no.

14.

Recall or google where the Superbowl was held last year.

13.

Classic 4/01 post.

12.

This never really took off.

11.

This here is the first of a trio of LA related tweets. I posted while "hopping out the plane at LAX with a dream and my cardigan"

10.

This post was a big hit among my friends at home.

9.

This one's a bit of a thinker, which explains why it was so ill-received.

8.

Apparently, after I got back from LA, I slept for 3 months and then decided to go back forever.

7.

Context: This status was plagiarized word for word from Mike "Schubes" Schubert, much to his dismay.

This is very funny because those statuses he mentioned were copy-pasted by people afraid that Facebook was stealing their content, and then I copy-pasted and stole his content.

6.

By this point, you might notice that this countdown isn't organized by popularity or quality.

5.

You might even notice that this is basically just every status of 2015 in consecutive order.

4.

This New Year's Eve, catch the Plain White T's at The Sayers Club in Las Vegas!

3.

I'm still looking.

2.

An ode to a classic Thanksgiving tradish'

1.

I can't screenshot this one because it doesn't exist yet, so please accept this dramatic preenactment.

Hap Year.