I actually went to high school with the two kids, no joke. The girl on the left, Abbey Skinner, has been pregnant numerous times. Not bad for 18.

The consistently CRACKED OUT pregnant wife.

What nails it for me is that after having two children, the mom on the right STILL doesn’t have any clothes that would fit her through a pregnancy . She just hikes the tank-top up and unbuttons the Daisy Dukes. That’s the real deal, right there.

Dad?

Disqualified! The one on the left is actually doing something beneficial to her teeth—BRACES!

Wife or daughter?

don’t let MTV see this picture or else we’re going to have another terrible reality show on our hands.

Hipsters gonna hip.

It’s the Palins after a day at the Iditarod.

I’m reasonably sure I could take this same picture at ANY Motley Crue concert. St. Louis was just an innocent bystander.

Wow… thats a mess right there.

“I love you Aunt Mom.”

This family seems so individual, too independent, too friendly and happy.
They should be forced to act more “Ideal American”. Make them spend a week with the Kardashians.

As a Missouri resident, this is something I see on a daily basis. Trust me, it gets worse.

You don’t know them. Haters gonna hate.

The pregnant one doesn’t have a beer can or a black eye. Close but no black and mild cigar.

It would be a little more accurate if they were all obese.

no nascar? no meth? also, i don’t know about the others, but that one girl has way too many teeth.

Nah, I think the Palins have ‘em beat.