This is Joe Kennedy.
He is a Kennedy. He is a ginger. He is hot.
OK. We’ll pause for a minute so you can catch your breath…
Let’s review: Kennedy. Ginger. Hot
1. He is indisputably the hottest ginger in Congress. It’s probably been proven by Science or something.
Red hair? Check.
Blue eyes? Check.
Perfect teeth? Check.
Square jaw? Check.
Hot? Double check.
2. He Already Has His Own Meme!!
Once you have a meme, you are pretty much set for life.
Did I mention he is also a hot ginger Kennedy?
3. He Works Hard!!
In a hot manner, of course.
4. He Has Skills!!
Here he is gazing into a bright and prosperous future for America filled with hot, lantern-jawed, redhead gentlemen.
5. He is Beloved by Adorable Children Everywhere
I mean for the love of God, they are adorable twins, could it get anymore adorable?
No. It can’t.
6. He Has Fabulous Hair
7. And a Great Sense of Humor
He even laughs at awkward jokes told by your Aunt Edna.
8. He Keeps His Cool When Under Pressure
10. He Loves His Public.
As much as we love him.
11. He Played Football
Football, people. Football!!!
12. He’s Even Hot When He Looks Awkward
13. He Looks HIP (Hot In Profile)
Very few people can pull that off.
14. He’ll Lend You His Umbrella. Hot.
16. So There You have It.
Conclusive proof that Joe Kennedy is the hottest ginger in Congress.
- Boston is no longer pursuing a bid to host the 2024 summer Olympics.
- The Arizona Cardinals have hired the NFL's first female coach.