Hunks Of Major League Baseball: A Team By Team Breakdown

Totally scientific, team-by-team breakdown of the bangability of the hottest Boys of Summer.

Dustin Ackley - Seattle Mariners

The eyes... the beard... other stuff...

Buster Posey - San Francisco Giants

Babyfaced Buster looks good from the front AND the back.

Josh Reddick - Oakland Athletics

Quirky, scruffy cutie who pies his teammates whilst dressed as Spiderman.

Albert Pujols - Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Tan grande y hermoso como el que más.

Matt Kemp - Los Angeles Dodgers

How YOU doin?

Nick Hundley - San Diego Padres

Cute Smile. Nice Butt. Likes Dogs.

Keon Braxton - Arizona Diamondbacks

Beloved by adorable children. Also swag.

Troy Tulowitzki - Colorado Rockies

...unf...

J.D. Martinez - Houston Astros

Dat Astro

Ian Kinsler - Texas Rangers

Boy Vey!

Brett Hayes - Kansas City Royals

The Talented Mr. Hayes

Matt Holliday - St. Louis Cardinals

He carries big things, if ya know what I mean.

Drew Butera - Minnesota Twins

Ryan Braun - Milwaukee Brewers

Torii Hunter - Detroit Tigers

I'm out.

Brett Jackson - Chicago Cubs

Ryan Gosling + Baseball pants = Brett Jackson

Grady Sizemore - Cleveland Indians

Sizemore indeed.

Joey Votto - Cincinnati Reds

Italian stallion.

Dan Uggla - Atlanta Braves

Dan Huggla

Evan Longoria - Tampa Bay Devil Rays

OH. MY. GAWK.

Bryan Petersen - Miami Marlins

Infinite hottness...

Ian Desmond - Washington Nationals

MANCRUSH

Chris Davis - Baltimore Orioles

Indeed.

Brett Lawrie - Toronto Blue Jays

Brotastically brolicious , bro.

Chase Utley - Philadelphia Phillies

The eyes... The hair... Other stuff...

Michael McKenry - Pittsburgh Pirates

Beloved by his fans. Rocks the baseball pants. Adorable smile.

Daniel Murphy - New York Mets

Presented without comment.

Brett Gardner - New York Yankees

He looks like a hot Joe Biden. but I repeat myself.

Jonny Gomes - Boston Red Sox

Beard + plaid + hawk = HAWT