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    8 Signs You May Be Dating A Tree

    It's important to know what kind of relationship you're in. I'm a relationship expert trying to help you figure out if you're dating a tree.

    1. He Looks Like This

    2. She Is Primarily Wood and Leaves and Has No Personality

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    4. She Hasn't Moved in Dozens of Years

    5. Who Cares Anymore?

    6. I Don't Even Know What's Real Anymore

    7. I Should Be Working On Getting a Real Job But Instead I'm Making This Dumb List So I Can Get Those Sweet, Sweet Likes on Facebook Even Though They Mean Absolutely Nothing

    8. They Make Like Themselves and Leave