1. This absolute genius, who cares more about being on fleek than potential blindness.
2. This football fan, who did not proof-read his Instagram post when he took his mum to see Arsenal.
3. And this guy, who is basically a fucking artist.
4. Whoever is responsible for this absolute calamity, which was sold to a gran just trying to buy a present for her grandchild!
Anglesey grandma left red faced after spending £80 on a @ManUtd shirt with 'Roony' on the back http://t.co/ZxGlYjNBsZ
More like..."Wrongy".
5. Not to mention this calamity.
6. Brazilian football fan Jana, who should not take selfies in the mirror...
One #Brazilian #Football fan #Called #Jana #Posts an ... - http://t.co/38HkGJIQnJ
7. This fan, whose ghost still haunts the stadium to this day.
8. The bloke who got a Liverpool tattoo based on the movie 300 but with Vladimir Putin in the background.
9. The German football fan who designed this flag and took it to a Dortmund vs Frankfurt match.
Can a German-speaker shed light on what this might mean... it was from a Dortmund vs Frankfurt match.
It means exactly what it says…doesn’t it.
10. This guy, who genuinely fucked up so bad.
Just bought an Arsenal season review off eBay. There was no disc but the picture of RVP celebrating against us. Cunt.
If only he'd seen this tweet before buying the DVD.
Just sold an Arsenal season review on eBay. Removed the disc and just stuck in a picture of van persie celebrating against arsenal ahahaha
11. This fan, who should have worn a seatbelt.
12. This bloke, who is either a massive fan of Stuart Pearce, or a qualified physiotherapist. It’s hard to tell, tbh…
13. This fan, who, no matter how hard he tries, cannot control the movement of real footballers with an Xbox controller.
(Not to be confused with this guy, who collects data for a sports analytics company and is therefore a genius because his job is literally just to watch football and press some buttons).
The graphics on Fifa 16 are something else
14. This Manchester United fan, who hedged his bets on Manchester United signing Pedro, but truly, truly fucked up.
15. Fans of this American team, who had to wear Mitt Romney’s name on their shirts even after he lost the presidential election.
16. The football fan who designed this statue of Dennis Bergkamp with a pole up his arse, and also the person who convinced Bergkamp to stand next to it.
17. This fan, who lashed out, and let his feelings get the better of him.
18. The Liverpool fan who set out with the best of intentions when designing this Jordan Henderson poster but lost the will to live when he got to the second letter “E”.
19. This guy, whose tattoo artist cannot spell Fernandinho...or Kolarov.
EPIC FAIL: Man City stars Kolarov and Fernandinho MISSPELLED in fan's wonky tattoo tribute http://t.co/l0MM2QIVnO
20. This guy, who totally, 100%, undoubtedly fucked up.
21. This fan, who the phrase "stacked it" was invented for.
22. "Gary Goals" – who is still waiting for his Ireland call-up.
(Gary Goals' voicemail message is definitely worth a listen, by the way.)
View this video on YouTube
23. But most importantly, Cristiano Ronaldo, whose tweet was written with the best of intentions, but was very easily taken out of context.
Every now and again I remember one of the most unfortunate footballer tweets of all time.