Here's A Reminder That Arsene Wenger Used To Be Ridiculously Handsome

    Arsene, paint me like one of your French loan targets.

    A photo was recently brought to our attention, and it confirms something that, deep down, we all know to be true - Wenger is the world's sexiest man(ager):

    "Hey, my sources indicate you should be my No.1 target, and I'm not talking about a loan deal."

    And with Wenger facing his old foe Jose Mourinho in the Community Shield this weekend, here's a definitive collection of the times Wenger proved he was the man(ager) you need in your life...

    1. The time he was so damn sexy, he gave his own tie an erection.

    2. The time he starred in Reservoir Dogs.

    3. The time he didn't understand the punchline to your amazing joke...

    4. But then you explained it and he was all like...

    5. The time that one fan brought a banner into the Emirates telling Arsene to retire... but then he won the FA Cup... twice.

    6. When he held the Charity Shield in his arms and you wished you were the Charity Shield.

    7. The time he wore brown socks with a blue suit but you didn't hold it against him.

    8. The time he led a sold-out Highbury crowd in a stunning rendition of "YMCA".

    9. When you printed off this photo, took it to the hairdressers, and said "I want *that*".

    10. The time he looked at the ball as if kicking it was an act of pure love.

    11. The time he stepped in as James Bond when Daniel Craig was off sick, and played the part so well, we didn't even notice.

    12. The time he was incredibly unimpressed with David Seaman's dancing .

    13. One of the many times he just could not sort his zip out.

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    14. But he didn't care.

    15. The mysterious era during which he was a French movie star.

    16. The time the photographer definitely didn't frame to photo so that there was a giant euphemism in the background.

    17. The time he totally nailed Beyonce's "All The Single Ladies" dance.

    18. The time he got so angry his head caught on fire.

    19. And finally, his amazing yearbook photo (and quote).