With the 2015/16 Premier League season ALMOST upon us, BuzzFeed Football spoke to this man...
10) Steven Gerrard's goal against Manchester United in 2001...
9) The Arsenal Invincibles going unbeaten in 2003/04...
8) Gary McAllister's winning goal against Everton in 2001...
7) Mourinho's first interview as Chelsea manager in 2004...
6) Steve Bruce scoring against Sheffield Wednesday...
5) Luis Suarez's hat-trick against Norwich (in 2014)...
4) *That* Kevin Keegan interview...
3) Stan Collymore's late winning goal against Newcastle in 1996...
2) Tony Adams' goal against Everton in 1998...
1) "Agueroooooooooooooo"...