14 Things We Learned From Arsenal's 1-0 Win Over Chelsea

    Arsenal managed an historic first win against Mourinho's Chelsea, and here's what we learned...

    1. We can no longer have nice things.

    It was nice while it lasted guys, but this is the end of football, this is why we can't have nice things.

    This photo of this particular Arsenal fan wearing a scrum cap, in homage to new keeper Petr Cech, did not go down well on Twitter.

    It's not clear if it's better or worse than a half and half scarf, but it's up there... it's definitely up there.

    2. This guy called it in June.

    3. It's not hard to head a football.

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    This beautiful, wondrous Vine shows Jose Mourinho after Ramies missed a first half header to put Chelsea level.

    See, Ramires, it's not hard, mate.

    4. Arsenal are playing as a team though, but their success will still be dependent on consistency.

    5. Chelsea could be on thin ice if Diego Costa suffers with injuries again this season.

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    You can see from the Vine above that Diego Costa is not a big fan of the sunshine, but he is a bag fan of banging goals in and upsetting defenders.

    Most neutral fans are hoping Falcao will get back to his resplendent best again, but if he doesn't, the option of Remy and Falcao feels an awful lot like Ba and Torres all over again.

    Hopefully, for the sake of Chelsea fans' sanity, Diego Costa will be back from injury ASAP, and his hamstring troubles won't become a regular thing.

    6. Arsenal are going to win the league... or at least that's what their fans think, after one match... which was a friendly.

    7. But seriously, Arsenal fans, just stop now. Please.

    Honestly, stop it.

    @Bookieinsiders Seems the Arsenal have one too many Full Kit Wankers...

    Oh ffs...

    8. After both having a tricky season last term, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Theo Walcott need an injury-free season.

    9. Arsenal's entire squad all have the same hairdresser.

    10. This is a thing now, apparently.

    11. Cech proved he's still got it.

    12. Wenger CAN beat Mourinho.

    13. Not that it seems to have fazed Mourinho...

    Who shook the hand of every Arsenal player, and then gave his medal to a kid in the crowd.

    14. Who threw his medal to a 10-year-old fan in the crowd.

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    And that's why we love having him in the Premier League.