I was out looking for doorknobs today, and found a very helpful employee. When I looked down at his name tag and realized which department I was standing in, my mind was blown!
He says he hasn’t yet seen any of the original ‘Evil Dead’ films and had no idea just how awesome he is. I assured him of his place in pop culture and asked to take his picture. Sadly, we were not near the chainsaws.
If my city is ever overrun with Deadites, I know exactly where I’m going and who I’m asking for…
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