1. Always be as fashion forward as possible.
3. Cuddling is the greatest.
4. Subtle product placement is a pivotal part of building an empire.
5. Lack of the human touch is a TOTAL dealbreaker. As is always being on the run.
So, stop right now, thank you very much!
6. Wear your dress as short as you want to.
Especially if your friend is wearing a pair of Wonder Woman-esque hot pants.
9. Girls are stronger than boys.
At least when it comes to tattooing.
10. “If you can’t dance, you can’t do nothin for me, baby.”
11. High-quality special effects are a pivotal part of good film-making.
12. “When you’re feeling sad and low…all you need is positivity.”
Spice up your life, ladies.