The 10 Facebook Friends Everyone Has

If you don't know anyone like this, chances are it's you.

1. The Co-worker You Wish You Could Unfriend

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There is a limited number of dad jokes, chain mails and drooling baby pictures you can take in one day. Then again, if you unfriend them, they WILL notice. And it WILL get awkward at the office.

2. The High School Sweetheart

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She's happily married with children and has a steady, well-paid job that she loves. You are eating popcorn from your hoodie pockets.

3. The Health Freak

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If you still don't feel bad enough for your 6-hour Netflix&pizza marathon, they are happy to help. There is no life outside of pictures from the morning jog and articles about organic fair trade quinoa.

4. The Ghost

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Go on their timeline, and you can still see the 'Joined Facebook' notification from three years ago. Yet you know they are there, always watching. Liking posts, but never creating any of their own.

5. The Oversharer (Type 1)

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Admit it, you were always secretly interested in the shape and consistency of other people's stools. This guy is doing you a favour.

6. The Oversharer (Type 2)

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This person makes you feel that Facebook has a secret button that only they know about: Select all - Share. Basically, be friends with them if you want to see your entire News Feed reproduced all over again.

7. The Couple

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Sometimes, when people fall head over heels, it seems like they literally fell on their heads. The world needs to know of their love. And their weekend trip, and their inside jokes, and their dinner at McDonald's...

8. The Small Entrepreneur

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I know it presents no interest to you, but please like my company's page. Here, I made an event. You don't need to actually come, just click 'Going'. Oh God please

9. The Aspiring Politician

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You don't need to check the news every morning, they will faithfully keep you updated. They have strong opinions about everything and THEY WANT YOU TO HEAR THEM DAMMIT

10. Your Mom

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She will like everything you post. She will send requests to your friends. She will post on your wall asking if you have enough clean socks. There is no escaping it.