Buzz·Posted on 15 Feb 201621 Hilarious Tweets That Are Way Too Real If You Hate Doing Stuff"I am never happier than when something I'm supposed to do is cancelled".by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Marly @VerbsRProudest I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope. 05:12 PM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Hippo @InternetHippo when you’re having a good time & definitely not dying inside 04:21 PM - 02 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. chuuch @ch000ch your dating profile: i LOVE adventures me: sounds like i'd have to do stuff. next--> 01:49 AM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. keith @tchrquotes Sorry I'm late, just didn't want to come, so I was trying to limit the amount of time I'd be here. I'll leave early, too. Anyway what's up? 03:34 AM - 03 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn What I meant to do: 1) 50 push-ups 2) 50 sit-ups 3) 20 minutes on a bike 4) 3-mile run What I actually did: 1) ate an entire cake 09:31 PM - 04 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. bougie beth @bourgeoisalien best part about making plans with people is canceling plans with people, then never having to see people 03:15 PM - 19 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Elizabeth is Ruined @Elizasoul80 No definition changes more as you get older than that of the word "party" 12:37 AM - 30 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 "This is a mistake" -I whisper as I leave my house 02:10 PM - 21 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. audrey farnsworth @audipenny I know it's important to "put yourself out there," but here's my argument: what if it's annoying 06:36 AM - 01 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Crazy Stalker Mom @texasstalkermom Top 5 Things I Want To Do Today: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 02:28 PM - 11 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Matt Gallo @mattgallo123 Not to brag, but I couldn't if I tried. 03:16 AM - 09 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. LΞI @leifromloihi *minimizes window of opportunity 01:03 AM - 08 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Nerdine Boo @brennadine If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead, what excuse would you use to bail at the last minute? 10:09 PM - 02 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Who the hell has the time and energy to stalk someone? I'm barely even interested in what I'M doing. 02:54 PM - 08 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Decant & Pour @DecantAndPour I am never happier than when something I am supposed to do is cancelled. 11:40 PM - 26 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ess bee fritz @RandomAntics as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it. 02:01 PM - 28 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts. 02:24 PM - 15 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mattzilla @mattZillaaaa *lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down 05:01 PM - 26 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. so sad today @sosadtoday i only ask people to hang out when i know they already have plans 04:54 AM - 14 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite