Buzz·Posted on 6 Apr 201619 Hilarious Tweets About Office Life That Are So Damn Real It Hurtsmy boss: [whispering into my coffin] "you haven't submitted your timesheet".by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Hippo @InternetHippo BOSS: You ok? ME: Yeah, why? BOSS: You have a sign that says “2 Days Without Being Annoyed” [maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0] 07:53 PM - 10 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Crystal @ladybroseph *drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door* 03:51 PM - 05 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Pin Up Teacher @pinupteacher How to be a grown up at work: Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great" 02:03 AM - 03 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. k e i t h @KeetPotato my boss: [whispering into my coffin] "you haven't submitted your timesheet" 02:28 PM - 03 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. David Hughes @david8hughes [arrives an hour late for meeting, stands outside glass door & messes my hair up a bit] Sorry, I'm late. I fucken hate it here. 02:27 PM - 23 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Hippo @InternetHippo FRIEND: Dress for the job you want ME: Ok [later, at work] BOSS: Why are you wearing cat ears 07:11 PM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. Julia Johns @heyJuliaJohns I like to lightheartedly tell my coworkers, "Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee!" And then I never get coffee. 04:34 PM - 11 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. mark @TheCatWhisprer Shout out to my coworkers for having a conversation about salsa dancing that reminded me I didn't have my earbuds in. 06:09 PM - 22 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. christi chiello @christichiello When you have to turn off Beyonce's 2014 halftime show cuz the boss tells you to get back to work GOD CAN I LIVE???? 03:33 PM - 09 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy [Doctors appointment] Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work* 01:16 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything 02:40 AM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective [break room] coworker: what's for lunch? me: [eating] food, generally cw: no, I mean what are you having? me: an unwanted conversation 05:59 PM - 04 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Chuck U. Farley @dreadnaught69 I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like "core competency" or "design out the problem" or "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today" 02:32 PM - 07 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Boss: mike Boss: Mike Boss: Mike Ginn Me: whaaa sorry was just... doing an email 11:38 PM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Don t Ask @be_yourownhero 10:00 am: sitting alone at work 10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend 10:06 am: ate my best friend 10:07 am: sitting at work alone 04:43 PM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. mark @TheCatWhisprer 90% of my job is squinting at my monitor when somebody walks by so it looks like I'm concentrating on some work. 07:59 PM - 28 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Hippo @InternetHippo “I want to hate my life in a different building” - person looking for a new job 06:29 PM - 21 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite