Buzz·Posted on 2 Apr 201521 Reasons To Say Goodbye To Your TightsLet your legs and your crotch be free.by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Tights keep you warm AND you don't even have to bother shaving. So that would make these anti-shave, snuggly leg warmers a totally genius invention, right? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF WRONG! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. Firstly, they are a complete nightmare to put on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And unless you clip them to your bra* they will roll down past your waist and cut into your stomach. 3. Or they will roll down underneath your belly, letting it all hang out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Which means you spend a large percentage of your day hiking them up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Quite possibly in public. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. They don't make you feel like a graceful ballerina. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Or a sexy lingerie model. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. OH NO. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You will always finding a a hole creeping up on you somewhere. View this photo on Instagram 10. Or a pesky ladder. View this photo on Instagram 11. And toe holes, fucking toe holes. View this photo on Instagram 12. So you're always buying new tights and spending a shit ton of money. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. They make your feet smell absolutely abysmal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Because tights are basically a fucking sweatbox. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And so shit gets itchy, real itchy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. And itchiness + nails + tights = View this photo on Instagram 17. You either have to sausage yourself in them to get a half decent fit. 18. Or go larger and risk them sagging below your hemline. 19. Sure tights can be cute, but the cuter the tights, the DEEPER THE PAIN. View this photo on Instagram 20. So just say "ta-ta" to your tights, and hello to your luscious legs. View this photo on Instagram 21. Because your cat looks better in them anyway.