1. When you first met, you were a bit surprised that they didn't drink alcohol.
2. But you learned quickly that they take other drinks very seriously.
3. And stock a very impressive selection of hot beverages.
4. You always have fancy non-alcoholic drinks ready for them.
5. And they happily take care of your needs too.
6. At a party they always try their best to get involved.
7. And just because they haven't had a Jägerbomb or five, doesn't mean they don't know how to cut loose.
8. You know they can put up with a lot of shit, because drunk people.
9. So they're very patient and forgiving.
10. Especially when they have to pick you up from a night out.
11. They're always the voice of reason when you're a hot mess.
12. And they tend to be bright as sunshine in the morning.
13. Because unlike you, they're not hungover.
14. They always remember the shit you said when you were drunk, and like to remind you of it.
15. When you do want to be more healthy, you've got instant support.
16. Although sometimes you do wish you could just split a bottle of wine.
17. But then you remember it is possible to have fun without alcohol.
18. Because you do it all the time with bae.
19. And even though they're a teetotal babe, they're still a total babe.
