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When you arrived late and everyone was playing without you.
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When you were completely ignored by the birthday kid.
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Making it all suddenly clear you were the pity invite.
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Or when you got stuck with that kid no one wanted to hang out with.
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When you got an empty layer on Pass the Parcel.
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Or worse, a fucking forfeit.
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When you were "unfairly" ruled to be out of musical statues.
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When your "mate" knocked you off a musical chair at the last minute.
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When you pinned the tail so far off the donkey.
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Or just generally when all the games were rigged in favour of the birthday kid.
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When your sworn enemy got picked to be the entertainer's assistant.
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Or worse, when the entertainer was A FUCKING CLOWN.
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When you gave the worst present because your parents wanted to be practical.
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When the adults wouldn't UNWRAP THE FOOD.
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When the party food did not include party rings/jelly and ice cream/sausage rolls.
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When your parents picked you up early.
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When you ended up with a runt party bag that everyone had nicked from.
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Or when you didn't get a party bag at all.
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But NOTHING was worse than not being invited in the first place.
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And you weren't at all consumed by bitterness when it was the hot topic at school on Monday.
