1. Never being able to find something the exact moment you need it.
2. Constantly having to deal with "the pile".
there is a large pile of clothes i keep moving between my couch and my bed depending on where i feel like sitting
3. Never having enough clean underwear.
4. Having to dig through the sink to find plates to wash so you can eat your dinner.
5. Or resorting to just eating stuff from anything that's already clean.
6. Never being able to have guests round without a week's notice.
7. Because you don't want people to really know the truth.
Being an adult means cleaning your whole house when your parents come in to town and trying to trick them into thinking you live that way.
8. The horrible, horrible truth.
9. Having to clean in stages because you need a rest every five minutes.
10. And when things are tidy, it literally taking you five minutes to undo it all.
*me after just cleaning my room*: wow I'm never letting my room get messy again *the next day*: haha has anyone seen my bed
11. Always tripping over your shit on the floor.
12. And having clothes collapse on you as soon as you open the wardrobe.
13. People always judging you for your messiness like it makes you a bad person.
14. And then trying to clean your shit up and ruining your "system".
15. Always having to apologise for the lack of legroom when you have passengers in your car.
16. Never being able to find the "other shoe" when you need it.
17. Or one bloody pair of matching socks.
18. Looking like an giant baby every time you eat.
When you have a new shirt on and ur eating wings sometimes you need a bib 😂😭
19. Bed crumbs.
The only thing that's been sliding up and down my sheets is my hand wiping away the crumbs.
20. Having to throw away perfectly good tupperware because it's just too moldy to clean.
21. And finally, having to always convince people you're just messy not dirty.
