1. You spend a ridiculous amount of time engaging in "online" staring contests.
2. The "last seen" timestamp has like, actually ENDED relationships.
3. But removing "last seen" means you can't see anyone else's "last seen".
4. The two tick verification only added to your mounting paranoia, but there was always that glimmer of hope.
5. Until they decided to turn them FUCKING BLUE AND KILL ALL OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS.
6. You now know with certainty, when you're being ignored.
7. Which means people now know when you're ignoring them.
8. And you tend to ignore people because their messages are usually LAME AS FUCK.
#truth #funny #whatsapp #WhatsappProblems
9. Your phone's photo gallery is now a collection of your mate's Tinder matches.
10. And their dicks. CLICK ONLY IF YOU WANT TO SEE A MAN HOLDING HIS DICK AND MAKING A VERY BAD JOKE ABOUT GARDENING.
11. As well as some other weird, weird shit you wouldn't otherwise have on your phone.
No need for protein shakes, just eat vagina.
12. There's always someone spamming you with a running commentary of their day.
Or packing.
13. Which means 5 minutes away from the app can lead to this:
14. Which makes you feel cool for like a SECOND, until you realise:
15. Sometimes, people just have conversations without you.
16. Which could cause some serious issues.
When you want to say something about someone on the group chat, then realise they're in the group chat #whatsappproblems
17. With so many WhatsApp groups there is always the potential for things to go wrong.
These days my only worry is posting something inappropriate in a wrong WhatsApp group.
18. So very, very wrong.
I just accidentally sent a 40 second voice clip to a Whatsapp group of uni people of me phlegming in the sink
19. Unlimited texts are now redundant since you only get messages from service providers or your Mum.
20. Although that's not even safe any more.
21. It's a nightmare scrolling back to a part of a conversation you missed or needed.
22. Like when you want to read that drunken "I love you" message bae sent that one time. 3 months ago. At 4am.
23. Whatsapp is now available on desktop so you never have to miss not receiving a reply again.
24. And spend every moment of your existence questioning all of your relationships.
Honestly all the blue tick does is tell me who's an asshole. #WhatsAppProblems
25. HEY WHATSAPP YOU WILL NEVER BE MSN. NEVER.
Whatsapp web is the new MSN