1.
The “Mate Has Asked Me To Come South Of The River" Face.
2.
The “Mate Has Asked Me To Come North Of The River" Face.
3.
The “Let’s Just Meet In Central” Face.
5.
The “I Just Spent My Parents' Life Savings On A One-Bedroom Shithole In Lewisham" Face.
6.
The “I Can't Even Afford A One Bedroom Shithole In Lewisham" Face.
7.
The “I'm About to Punch A Slow-Walking Tourist In The Back Of The Head" Face.
8.
The “We’ve Been Held At A Red Signal We Should Be Moving Shortly” Face.
9.
The “Someone Is Pressing Against Me On The Tube And That's Definitely Not Their Phone” Face.
10.
The “CAN YOU MOVE DOWN PLEASE?” Face.
11.
The “Strangers Are Arguing On The Tube And The Awkwardness Is Palpable" Face.
12.
The “I Can Feel Money Being Sucked From Every Orifice" Face.
13.
The “Someone Just Asked Me For Directions And I Had No Idea What I Was Doing Even Though I’ve Lived Here My Whole Life" Face.
14.
The “Date Told Me To Meet Them At London Bridge But Didn't Say Which Exit" Face.
15.
The “Hover Around People Until They Vacate Their Table At The Pub" Face.
16.
The "Got A Table At Gordon's Wine Bar" Face.
17.
The “Leicester Square M&Ms World" Face.
18.
The "This Pint Cost How Much???" Face
19.
The "New Foodie Pop-Up Has Just Opened Up Down The Road" Face.
20.
The “Forgot To Tap Out With My Oyster Card" Face.
21.
The "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIVE IN ZONE 9?" Face.
22.
The “Fell Asleep On The Night Bus" Face.
23.
The "Should Have Checked TFL Before I Left" Face.
24.
The “You Sound Like You're From LAAANDDAAAN" Face.
25.
The "I Can't Afford This Lifestyle But I'm Just Going to Keep Pretending It Will All Be OK" Face.
