Buzz·Posted on 27 Jan 201621 Funny Tweets About Dating That Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh"Someday you'll meet someone amazing who just gets you. And they won't want to date you either."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. cool as h*ck turtle @dubstep4dads WOMAN: guys suck GUY: ugh I know right? guys are the worst. except me haha. i am good and nice. can you send me pics of ur feet? 08:38 PM - 25 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sufficient Charm @SufficientCharm {first date} Him: You look tense Me: I'm so nervous Him: Aw. Just be you Me: IVE BEEN HOLDING IN A FART THAT MIGHT LAUNCH ME TO CANADA 11:52 PM - 24 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Anicca @13adh13 I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup 10:21 PM - 23 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin Dating Tip: Treat your date to something non-traditional. Go to the park and yell at some birds, maybe dig a cool hole 09:46 PM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Aggressively Passive @theaaronone "I just want a guy that makes me laugh" *makes her laugh* "Not you." 08:22 PM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. viney @vineyille Impress your date by calling the waiter a “fucking coward” when he warns you that your plate is extremely hot. 01:46 AM - 13 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn (my date twirling her hair) "Can I use your bathroom quick?" Absolutely, gorgeous. *hears the longest fart ever as she closes the door* 07:08 PM - 16 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Dave @T_N_Crumpets Her: you ok? Me: just nervous, I don't date much Her: you're doing fine [I go to take a drink, but It's the candle & I set my face on fire] 08:31 PM - 04 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Hippo @InternetHippo Someday you'll meet someone amazing who just gets you. And they won't want to date you either 09:19 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Donnie @Donnie_Fairburn [Frantically plunging the toilet at a girl's house] "You ok in there?" Fine "Are you sure? What's that noise?" *climbing out the window* IDK 11:40 PM - 23 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. candee @ilyCandee When u over his crib and he put on Netflix and ask why u sitting so far away from him 02:43 AM - 21 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. The Ryantist @Ryncasaurus Dick pics are the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a "gift" 09:29 PM - 27 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jay @theshamingofjay Men complimenting women 1950 - "my dear you look so beautiful today" 2015 - "damn girl you look hot af" [3 heart eye and 5 fire emojis] 04:45 PM - 27 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. meatshirt @prettysadmostly date:..and so after mom died my brother and i raised ourselves m: do you ever pretend youre an agent of shield i do 01:20 AM - 17 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jebb @Jennuflect [me as a DJ] Where my single ladies at? *drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men 11:56 PM - 18 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. chuuch @ch000ch your dating profile: i LOVE adventures me: sounds like i'd have to do stuff. next--> 01:49 AM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. AmberTozer @AmberTozer Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them 04:56 PM - 17 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sandy Honig @sandyhonig you say potato, I say where is this relationship going 08:24 PM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Amanda Hugnkiss @caliluvgirl77 [introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] "Hi, I usually don't make it this far" 11:57 PM - 22 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite