1. Take what they say at face value.
2. Or just play the innocence card.
3. Let them know you're also only interested in one thing.
4. Mirror their language.
5. Or beat them at their own game.
6. Don't be afraid to poke holes in their sales pitch.
7. Or to complete their sentences for them.
8. Give them what they want.
9. But let them know it's a two-way street.
10. Remember that prevention is better than cure.
11. So ruin it for them before they can get to the punchline.
12. Remember that honesty is the best policy.
13. Don't be afraid to answer their questions.
14. Show them what you're in the mood for.
15. Make things real dark, real quick.
16. And throw in as many curveballs as possible.
17. Because sometimes you just have to make them shit their pants.
18. Most of the time though, an "okay" will suffice.
19. And if all fails, just DENY DENY DENY.
