1. When you were a little too quick to fuck about.
2. Or when you lost track of time and panicked.
3. When you had to fetch something for your mum and you had NO IDEA where it was.
4. When you had to wait in the car.
5. Which you only put up with because you'd hoped you would go to the drive-thru on the way home.
6. When your parents always chose the wrong time to remember washing-up liquid.
7. Basically, whenever you had to wait on your parents life was boring AF.
8. When your parents were strict about bedtime.
9. Yet they just couldn't wait to wake you up.
10. When you got birthday money and your parents saw it as time to settle a debt.
“@_GRACCIOUS: RT @Chelsnavy_: #kidproblems.. ”
11. And you knew you could never ask for it back.
12. When things were "for show" and "not to be used".
13. And cookies were never fucking cookies.
#ChildhoodProblems
14. When you knew you were in deep shit.
15. And the only thing saving your ass was being in public.
16. When you were pissed that you got told off but knew acting pissed would get you in more trouble.
17. And it always came down to "stay mad" or "stay fed".
18. When there was much at stake and you had to swallow your pride.
19. When you never got the credit you deserved.
But you always knew the perfect way to get back at them...
