1.When you're in public and your mom's stealing your rightfully owned spotlight.
2.When your mom thinks she can buy your love by promising you a country.
3.When everyone in a meeting is talking about boring work shit instead of paying attention to you.
4.When you're planning for important future events and your mom's killing your vibe.
5.When you say "I'll have the usual" and nobody knows what you mean.
6.When you're posing for a pic and your friend's antics are going to ruin your angle.
7.When you're trying to nurse your hangover in peace and randos won't stop asking dumb questions about the future of the world's largest democracy and blah di blah fuckin blah.
8.When you asked 1.25 billion people for ONE THING and they gave it to some rando ex-chaiwala instead.
9.When your sibling suddenly starts getting attention.
10.When people think you have the time to answer their stupid questions.
11.When your dealer gives you some greeeattt stuff but you have to share.
12.When ma keeps dragging you to booooring family-and-friends gatherings.
13.When mom doesn't appreciate your special skills. Like, ALL you've EVER wanted is her approval.
14.When the team your friends root for wins a game and suddenly THEY're the men of the hour. Like you don't even exist!??!
15.When people say you would be wholly and completely irrelevant if it weren't for shameless nepotism.
16.And when someone you allegedly screwed over goes and tells everyone what you did in great detail via a 3500-word open letter to your mom.
