1. This preemptive trauma.
2. This pure embarrassment.
3. This impossible task.
4. This nightmare.
5. This expression of pure terror.
6. This torture.
7. This cause of death.
8. This unparalleled awkwardness.
9. This day-ruiner.
10. This shame.
11. This display.
12. This pathetic relationship status.
13. This anguish.
14. This ULTIMATE satisfaction.
15. And this victory.
