4. You regularly receive Facebook friend requests from middle-aged men in suburban India with whom you have zero mutual friends.
10. Because you know wife-seekers have some unreasonable (albeit hilarious) demands.
14. Nothing cheers you up like rocking out to your Bollywood jams.
15. If you ever got sick, you were forced to eat ginger and drink honey, regardless of the ailment.
27. You never had sex ed at school, so you learned about sex from questionable sources.
After all, ain’t nobody like a desi girl.
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