13. And then fit your giant bras in a regular-sized underwear drawer.
14. And clothes that fit just right = nonexistent.
18. Wanna wear tent dresses, empire dresses, suspenders, or ruffles? Sorry.
19. And the button-down boob gap is your professional downfall.
23. Can’t lean against things without looking like you’re putting your boobs on the table.
24. Can’t handle bumpy roads or turbulence without looking vaguely pornographic.
25. Can’t stop knocking shit over.
27. Can’t do any household chore for longer than five minutes without your back aching in protest.