Buzz·Posted on Jan 15, 201428 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never DoNeed me to run for my life? Please give me advance notice so I can put on two sports bras first.by Rega JhaBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You can't run without planning for it in advance. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Or go down stairs both quickly and gracefully. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You can't jump. Ever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And you can't hug anyone shorter than you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Can't wear cute bras. 6. DEFINITELY can't go bra-less. 7. Can't wear anything even remotely low-cut. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Wanna see your toes? Can't. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Can't wear cross-body bags. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Anything that involves the word "strapless" = off limits. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Or car seatbelts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Can't find a bra that holds everything in. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. And then fit your giant bras in a regular-sized underwear drawer. 14. And clothes that fit just right = nonexistent. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Swimsuits that are both supportive and not hideous are a myth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Can't get rid of that back ache. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Or of those stretch marks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Wanna wear tent dresses, empire dresses, suspenders, or ruffles? Sorry. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. And the button-down boob gap is your professional downfall. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Can't wear just one sports bra. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Or anything with a built-in bra. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Definitely can't sleep facedown. 23. Can't lean against things without looking like you're putting your boobs on the table. 24. Can't handle bumpy roads or turbulence without looking vaguely pornographic. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Can't stop knocking shit over. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. Can't wear unisex T-shirts or shirts with writing on the chest. 27. Can't do any household chore for longer than five minutes without your back aching in protest. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. And, finally, of course: You can't complain without being told you're humble-bragging. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Oh, well. At least you look great. Ta-ta! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Want more LOL in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter, and you’ll get our hottest stories in your inbox every morning!