2. Why is it so expensive for Ravana to go clubbing?
Because the cover charge is Rs. 5,000 per head.
4. What did Dominos pizza say to make its competitors go away?
5. At a job interview at Microsoft, the interviewer asked the applicant to “name four versions of Java.”
Desi response: “Mar java, mit java, lut java, mai sadkay java.”
6. Why do desis get offended every time they take out the trash?
Because they think this sign is swearing at them:
7. Why did the desi astronaut send a rose to the moon?
Because he loved gulab ja-moon.
10. Why do all the vegetables have a crush on the eggplant?
Because its body is bangain.
11. Why do desis eat when they’re stressed?
Because they were told this:
12. What’s the biggest contradiction in Tamil cinema?
Rajnikant. Because there’s nothing Rajni can’t do.
13. What did one pea say to the other?
I don’t know, they were muttering.
16. Why is selling mangoes considered a humble profession?
Because mangoes are sold by the aam aadmi.
17. What do the police do to people who steal eggs?
Put them unda arrest.
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