19 Puns That Only Desis Will Understand

Keep calm and curry on.

1. Which tree is always wearing an undershirt?

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2. Why is it so expensive for Ravana to go clubbing?

Because the cover charge is Rs. 5,000 per head.

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3. Why are desi bananas so lonely?

Because they are all a-kela.

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4. What did Dominos pizza say to make its competitors go away?

Pizza HUT!

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5. At a job interview at Microsoft, the interviewer asked the applicant to “name four versions of Java.”

Desi response: “Mar java, mit java, lut java, mai sadkay java.”

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6. Why do desis get offended every time they take out the trash?

Because they think this sign is swearing at them:

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7. Why did the desi astronaut send a rose to the moon?

Because he loved gulab ja-moon.

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8. What did one milk carton say to the other?

“What’s up, dood?”

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9. How do fat desis get to work?

On motacycles.

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10. Why do all the vegetables have a crush on the eggplant?

Because its body is bangain.

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11. Why do desis eat when they’re stressed?

Because they were told this:

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12. What’s the biggest contradiction in Tamil cinema?

Rajnikant. Because there’s nothing Rajni can’t do.

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13. What did one pea say to the other?

I don’t know, they were muttering.

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14. What type of bread stays complete, even if you eat it?


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15. What do true Bollywood fans eat?

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16. Why is selling mangoes considered a humble profession?

Because mangoes are sold by the aam aadmi.

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17. What do the police do to people who steal eggs?

Put them unda arrest.

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18. What do you call the Indian emblem?

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19. What is a desi’s favorite type of cheese?


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