13. “I am a tiny dog in a huge world and now I am also wet.”
15. “Human, you duped me with affection, and now you do this.”
18. “I implore you, dear caretaker, release me from this water prison.”
22. “For dogs sake, human, dry me. Fluff me. Restore me to my usual puffiness.”
35. “Thank you, human, for cleaning me and making me smell pretty.”
Rega Jha is the editor of BuzzFeed India and is based in Mumbai.
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