1.
Your beer getting warm before you're even halfway through with it.
3.
Fighting a constant battle with frizz. Losing everyday.
4.
Rocking a flip flop tan.
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And the raccoon eyes your sunglasses left behind.
6.
Not being able to enjoy any hot food because it makes you feel like you might combust.
7.
Craving ice cream all the time, but hating it once you get some because:
9.
Having to shave your legs more frequently than usual because pants are not an option.
10.
When everyone you know posts various iterations of this picture.
11.
Being surrounded by people in crop tops, who make you feel inadequate about your own midriff.
12.
All your friends going away on vacation, and the FOMO that ensues.
14.
The assault that Hollywood throws at your intellect in the form of awful summer blockbusters.
15.
Feeling like you're being cooked alive every time you get into a car.
16.
Listening to people argue constantly about what the song of the summer is.
17.
Confusing your body by moving between the oven that is the outdoors and the freezer that is summer air-conditioning.
18.
Being broke because everyone wants to go out all the time.
19.
Feeling yourself bloating slowly because summer means beer.
20.
When all you want is a chill day at the pool... But so does everyone else.
21.
Leaving home looking somewhat human, but having all the make-up melt off your face halfway to your destination.
22.
Everyone simultaneously bragging and bitching about music festivals.
23.
All of your friends (or you) being emotional wrecks because of the pressure to have summer flings.
24.
The perils of grilling.
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And, worst of all, constantly complaining about the summer, knowing that you'll want it back as soon as it's over.
