18 Incredibly Funny Facebook Messages From Strangers

Nope, we won’t accept your friend requests. But yes, we will screenshot your messages and put them on the internet.

1. The educational.

Amanda Nikita Abreo
ID: 1419353

2. The short and to the point.

Ciara Pavia
ID: 1419592

3. The one that welcomes you to the universe.

Natasha Merali
ID: 1419870

4. The persistent.

Andrea Castek
ID: 1419431

5. The mathematically sound.

Pallavi Sethi
ID: 1419950

6. The one with exactly six actual English words in it.

Shan Khan
ID: 1420200

7. The one that “promices” true friendship.

Tasneem N.
ID: 1419261

8. The multilingual music expert who just wants a “chanse.”

Andrea Castek
ID: 1419474

9. The well-mannered one that says “please” a lot.

Amanda Nikita Abreo

Or “plz,” at the very least.

ID: 1422600

10. The one that attempts to demonstrate appropriate usage of the Oxford comma.

Shan Khan
ID: 1420181

12. The poetic.

Emily Molinari
ID: 1419628

13. The one genuinely concerned about “wt hpnd u.”

Shwiti Ravisankar
ID: 1420229

14. The one who hasn’t ever met you but still believes you smell like rain. Sweet.

Natasha Racharu
ID: 1419885

15. The “James” who thinks his name is “JOHN.”

Tasneem N.
ID: 1420381

16. The fashion-savvy.

Poornima Bargotra
ID: 1420095

17. The “Candy” who thinks his name is “Sandy,” but that’s the least of his problems…

Poornima Bargotra
ID: 1420132

18. And finally, the vaguely remorseful.

Natasha Merali
ID: 1419713

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