Soooo, this maniacal love story began a couple of months ago, when Nargis Fakhri told us all in an Instagram video that a friend of hers had gotten her a present.
She then GLEEFULLY revealed that the present was a giant stuffed poop emoji.
And it was love at first sight.
Immediately, the regal turd – often referred to as Mr. Fecal – began accompanying her everywhere.
He started going to sets with Nargis and hanging with the crew.
When she did a swimsuit shoot for Femina, he came along and did some sunbathing of his own.
Learning quickly from his companion and soulmate, Mr. Fecal picked up some impressive modeling skills.
But it's not all work for Fecal and Fakhri. Here they are getting completely hammered.
And like any normal couple, they even have adorable, lazy nights in together.
Then, about a week ago, it looked like their relationship was on the rocks. Mr. Fecal was gettin' clingy.
Back in Mumbai and off to work we goooooooooo... i think Mr. Fecal wants to come along..shall i bring him, he's just staring at me smiling.