Kim Kardashian Inspired One Of The Funniest Twitter Wars In Bollywood History

    "I can't understand why no actress in Bollywood has butt like Kim Kardashian. It's totally disappointing."

    Some background. This is Kamaal R. Khan. He's an actor, producer, director, writer, critic, YouTube sensation, Twitter influencer, and much, much more. That said, he is most widely recognized for his incessant douchebaggery.

    This master douche reached peak douchiness today, when he took to Twitter to conduct a very important academic survey.

    I can't understand why no actress in Bollywood has butt like Kim Kardashian. It's totally disappointing.

    This girl is the most beautiful in entire universe.

    Pls RT this if you think tat @ParineetiChopra has biggest butt in Bollywood.

    Pls RT this if you think that Katrina has biggest butt in Bollywood.

    Pls RT this if you think that @deepikapadukone has biggest butt in Bollywood.

    When Khan mentioned her butt in a now-deleted "survey" tweet, actress Sonakshi Sinha earned herself a standing ovation with this slam:

    Please RT this if u think @kamaalrkhan is a woman disrespecting waste of space and deserves to be hung upside down and given 4 tight slaps.

    In response, he deleted his original tweet about her, and pleaded innocence:

    Dear @sonakshisinha Ji I am really sorry if you took it in disrespecting way. It's just a survey to choose sexiest actress of Bollywood.

    He went on to disqualify her from the contest altogether. The horror:

    As you @sonakshisinha think tat this survey is a disrespect of woman so you are disqualified n out of competition. Sorry to hurt ur feelings

    Dang. Sorry, Sonakshi. Better luck next time.

    Also, results are in, and we're thrilled to congratulate Kamaal R. Khan for winning his own survey. Congrats, KRK, you're the biggest ass in India!