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22 Thoughts Everyone Has While Driving In Mumbai

Yes, aunty, PLEASE stand RIGHT THERE in the MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN ROAD.

2. Sala cow motherfucker.

3. Arrey moooooove no yaaar.

5. No, AC, I didn’t put you on the “hot air” setting PLEASE DO YOUR JOB.

6. Yes aunty PLEASE stand RIGHT in the middle of the road.

7. This is too fucking much.

8. Traffic police sahab, you don’t get paid to stare into space and pick your nose.

9. And mister auto wallah ji THE HIGHWAY IS NOT A PARKING SPOT.

10. Fucker yeh tere baap ka road hai kya?

11. Hut yaar bhenchod.

12. DRIVING SEEKH CHUTIYA.

14. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE HONKING WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GO.

15. *Honks back aggressively.*

16. Nahi yaar I DON’T WANT TO BUY AN UMBRELLA RIGHT NOW.

18. Fuck this city, man.

19. *Sends text saying “5 min away” despite being over an hour away*

20. *Gets on Sea Link* Aaaahhh, I love this city, man.

21. *Gets off Sea Link* FUCK THIS FUCKING CITY, MAN.

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Rega Jha is the editor of BuzzFeed India and is based in Mumbai.
 
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