5. No, AC, I didn’t put you on the “hot air” setting PLEASE DO YOUR JOB.
8. Traffic police sahab, you don’t get paid to stare into space and pick your nose.
14. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE HONKING WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GO.
19. *Sends text saying “5 min away” despite being over an hour away*
Rega Jha is the editor of BuzzFeed India and is based in Mumbai.
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