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“If you make me bounce one… more… time… I’m bouncing through that window."
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“Really? Couldn’t you have mentioned you were into the leather scene BEFORE you adopted me?”
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“Who gives a shit about dog fighting videos? Hey Supreme Court, I’m done-up like a gay starfish over here—little help please!”
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“Stop telling me how cute I am and JUST TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE!”
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“Now I know how Easter eggs are made.”
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