1. Bipolar Weather Sandwiches
“If you’re gonna make something hella-fast, you need to make it hella-good and not hella-nasty…because your hella-fast sandwiches are hella-fucking-nasty.”
2. Cheetah Girl Gone Wild!
This one is in response to Cheetah Girl Kiely Williams’ music video for her [terrible, terrible abomination of a song, Spectacular.
3. You Disgusting Ancient Man
This video should be required viewing for anyone new to Craigslist.
4. Wild Animals in Spring
“Who the fuck puts pigs in a zoo? I don’t wanna see no hairy-ass pigs!”