• 1. Bipolar Weather Sandwiches

    “If you’re gonna make something hella-fast, you need to make it hella-good and not hella-nasty…because your hella-fast sandwiches are hella-fucking-nasty.”

  • 2. Cheetah Girl Gone Wild!

    This one is in response to Cheetah Girl Kiely Williams’ music video for her [terrible, terrible abomination of a song, Spectacular.

  • 3. You Disgusting Ancient Man

    This video should be required viewing for anyone new to Craigslist.

  • 4. Wild Animals in Spring

    “Who the fuck puts pigs in a zoo? I don’t wanna see no hairy-ass pigs!”