Lord Jesus Christ III Banned From Public Library

Why? According to Lord Jesus, it’s because “I’m black, I’m transsexual and my name is Lord Jesus Christ.” According to library officials, the ban is due to his recurring disruptive behavior. Lord Jesus is the first person to be banned in library director Owen Maloney’s 21 years on the job, and, says Maloney (fearlessly) “I suppose I’m going to burn in hell because of it.”

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