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    German Man Marries His Dying, Asthmatic Cat

    "A German man has unofficially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports." If gay marriage is a gateway to legalizing beastiality, then how is this NOT a gateway to beastiality? Photo via Olaf Rentsch.