“His name finding an unfamiliar route
only to escape”  Did she fart his name?

I think two of these people are actually educated writers (or ones with a thesaurus), while the rest are just stupid tweens without an apostrophe button on their keyboards. And the death of english marches on!

swivel chairs turn me on like no other. oh edward…

I kind of liked number 7.

Porphyria is actually a character in a Robert Browning poem, entitled “Porphyria’s Lover.” In the poem, she is strangled to death with her own hair.

I suppose Shakespeare had a few off days, too. lol
I’d suggest Twilight poets keep their day jobs. Unless, of course, they be poets by day.

I don’t hate Twilight. I don’t like it, mind you, but I don’t hate it. I don’t hate it for the same reason I don’t hate Miley. That is, pop music and pop lit both have to be shallow enough for tweens to comprehend. But soon they will figure out that there are 65 million other books to read, and a million other artists to listen to, of which a great number aren’t terrible. And, if all else fails, in five years you’ll have a bunch of hot 18 year olds that you can pick up for fifteen dollars at Borders. : P

I hate to call you out here but you should know that Porphyria is actually a reference to Robert Browning’s poem, Porphyria’s Lover. In the poem, the narrator kills his lover for being too beautiful by strangling her with her own hair. I won’t point out the irony of missing a literary reference while trying to make fun of stupid Twihards.

extreme twilight haters are just as annoying as extreme twilight lovers