Did she just say “burn our vinyls?” Gross.

She's not really a hipster.
Just a nerd, but a cute one.

silly bands. hahaha. and i used to have that phone.

EXCELLENT.

One little mistake..it should've been an iPhone photo that got hipstamaticized at the end.

Trying too hard.

Yeesh…some harsh comments here. Bill C. must have hit the nail on the head, because “xOphoeniXfeath3r” was brilliant. She stops way short of Will Ferrell/Jim Carrey territory, which is a good thing—even though it sounds like some were expecting MadTV or SNL. Great satire doesn't wear a clown nose and wallop people over the head with a rubber crowbar to the delight of the laugh track. It's not subtle either, but it delivers a big enough dose of the ugly truth to make the familiar laugh and the guilty squirm. She does an excellent job on both counts, from what I can see here. And that final “introspective picture” almost made me choke on the iced tea I'm drinking.

haha, I love that she dogged Animal Collective.

Cause hipsters read harry potter, right?

A hipster isn't a hipster if the said party admits it is a hipster. Brush up on the rules of the hipster world buzzfeed.

i like her mustache, so that is the only reason i like this.

meh

Pretty funny. Hipsters are the only people that can make fun of hipsters because they're just sooo faaahh beyond your comprehension.

Meh…not snarky enough.

Where's the ZzzzZzzz button?

From the ratings and comments, it looks like this hits way too close to home for some Buzzfeeders.

This society is totally fucked lol. Half of the people who make fun of hipsters ARE hipsters. Who cares.

This is stupid. Why is this posted?

brainy teenage girls are probably among the most annoying creatures on earth.