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1. I know, but you didn't see what happened to the other guy.
2. You sit on a throne of lies.
3. Bribery was involved.
4. If only my headband wasn't made of needles.
5. Meme me and get it over with.
6. I've worn this three years in a row.
7. Oprah said that red distracts from the wrinkles.
8. I plan to sleep until the 5th. Scat.
9. We're here to see a man about a flag.
10. The shoes make the mare.
11. You should know that it's August.
12. It was either this or the Naked Cowboy costume.
13. I'd really rather not discuss this.
14. Let me guess, you wanna know if the curtains match the drapes?
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