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17 Things You’ve Grown To Hate

Everything was so magical when you were a child. When you were a child.

1. You used to jump in puddles…

…now puddles jump on you

2. The joys of autumn’s leaf piles…

…became the noise of autumn’s landscapers

3. Blowing dandelions in the wind…

…became endless weeding and back pain

4. Snow fell from the heavens…

5. The infinite wonders of bologna…

…were replaced with fears about its infinite ingredients

6. Roller coasters, once such a thrill…

…now make you wish you’d never been born

7. You ran to dolls for comfort…

…now you run from them in fear

8. Swings provided tons of fun…

…but now cause tons of pain

9. Trains that once sparked your imagination…

…are now where dreams go to die

10. Saturday mornings were such a reward…

…but now…well, this

11. Roller skating with pals was the best…

…but doing it as a grown up just isn’t

12. When someone called you’d chat for hours…

…but now you’re annoyed if they call at all

13. As a child, you were fascinated by all types of bugs…

…but the slightest mention now causes this

14. Birthdays were a special day…

…and now you hope people forget

15. Toy stores were the most magical of places…ever…

…now this happens

16. You’d play in the mud without hesitating…

…but now get skeeved out by pretty much everything

17. But you always did hate clowns…

…and hate them even more now

Thankfully, some things never change

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