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    Now you don't have to worry about ordained members of the clergy molesting your child.

    Richard Chemel
    by Richard Chemel

    Community Contributor

    This spray is 100 percent more effective than the Pope turning a blind eye to cases of abuse and hoping the problem goes away!

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