Or as the guy who's currently scoring a bunch of goals for FC Barcelona.
He has a BIG game against Bayern Munich today, but carved out some time this week to surprise a young Uruguayan cancer patient with a video call.
Mateo arrived at the hospital, thinking he was having a special consultation with a doctor from Spain.
During the call, the "doctor" admits he's not really a doctor.
It turns out to be Mateo's idol!
Suarez tells Mateo that he "is a champion" and promises him sweet swag.